Never Do I lose All I Do is Win!

Through thick and thin, from beginning to the end
Never do I lose, all I do is win

Sometimes, late at night you get ideas. And when you do it's best not to sleep on it (get it?). Anyways, we all have talents, and we all have our passions. Growing up I loved reading comic books, I even went as far as making my own 5 panel strip. It was terrible, I can't draw or shade worth shit. However it never deterred or got in the way of my love for reading comic books, to this day I'm still fascinated by it. The thing I love most about comic books, is how a story has a main canon, and a bunch of tie-ins. I love the expansive Marvel universe with alternate realities, and what not.

That's one of the main reasons I love Kevin Smith so much, his movies for the most part take place in the Viewaskewniverse. I could go into detail about that, but real KS fans know what I am talking about. The movies are stand alone stories which belong to a larger picture. Let me paint it for you: Chasing Amy and Clerks are two different KS movies. Both stand alone as movies which follows the dramatic format...you know intro, rising action, climaz...blahzay blahzay blah. But Chasin Amy references Clerks, and it kinda makes an even bigger story. Follow me? 2 seperate entities which become one. A past even from Clerks helps to create a larger story for all the characters in Chasing Amy and the Viewaskewniverse . Do the research yourself.

Now this is where my idea comes into play. Imagine a universe like the Marvel Universe where things all tie in together like the Viewaskewniverse, but my medium would be through fiction. I know what you're thinking...dude that's just a series of novels. And my answer is no, because what I plan to work on is an anthology of stand alone short stories which follow no particular sequence, but all tie in together (for the most part) in some way? Feel me?

You don't gotta think out of the box...just out of someone else's

HENRY JOURNAL #1

HENRY'S JOURNAL MAY 13TH 2009

1:25PM

I'VE DECIDED TO DOCUMENT ALL THE HAPPENINGS IN CAPS LOCK THAT IS GOING ON DURING MY DAYS AT HENRY. PETER'S BDAY IS AFTER WORK TODAY, NICK FROM HERE AT HENRY'S HOOKED UP A WICKED RSVP ON GRAND OPENING DAY. PETER SAYS HES NOT GOING TO BE DRIVING TONIGHT, SO WERE GONNA FUCK HIS LIVER UP TONIGHT FOR SURE. THE SUSHI AT SUKIYAKI HOUSE (WHERE WERE EATING TONIGHT) IS AMAZING. MINE AND K POOPOO'S FAVORITE AS OF FOR NOW.PETER IS GOING TO BE THE LUCKIEST GUY TONIGHT EATING FOOD THIS GOOD, HE GETS TO TASTE IT TWICE! I HOPE ITS JUST AS GOOD COMING UP AS IT WAS GOING DOWN.

I MADE A SALE TODAY, WE ARE REALLY DEAD TODAY I SOLD ANOTHER SHIRT, IM STILL AT ONLY 1 NUDIE SOLD FOR THE NUDIE CONTEST (FIRST TO SELL 10 GET'S A FREE PAIR). I WONDER IF I AM STILL TIED FOR THE LEAD HAHA. MIGHT HAVE A COUPLE OF THESE A DAY. NOT EXACTLY THE BEST READ BUT STILL WHATEEEEEEVER.

RUMOR HAS IT THERES A VID OF JESSICA BIEL POLE DANCING NUDE (SEMI-NUDE, TOPLESS?) FLOATING AROUND, IT'S FROM HER NEW MOVIE. SOMEONE LEAKED IT. I GET LEAKED NUDIES IS THE NEW SEX TAPE. I'LL LINK AS SOON AS I FIND IT.

OUT FOR NOW

The Know Me So Well

Wow, the S.T.A.N.D girls know me well. As a little gag they decided to leave me a present on my desk. It made me laugh. I needed water balloons, how did they know?

MY Last Exam

Is tomorrow....so I apologize for the lack of posts. Maybe I'll get to it tonight, if not I will surely tomorrow night.


Maaaaaaaaaaan I can't wait to be done this garbage.

I'm going out my mind crazy studying.

Ain't Nobody Gon' No Bout Ya....

....If nobody know bout ya

so hit em up with some buttery ass advertisin.



That's how I get my name out there. I'm straight guerilla warfare extreme ops tactics when I get on the grind. Haha. FPOE=Criminal!

Zombie Haiku Part II

And now for your enjoyment....Zombies reciting Haikus

I Asked God...

...I spoke to him, and asked if he was listening. He responded:

WTF SERIOUSLY!

Haha Well it looks like my hit counter is broken. Oh Well.
Back to the dark ages. When you don't know how many readers you have

That Party Last Night!

...Was awfully crazy, I wish we taped it. I drank my ass off and had this one girl copmletely naked. Drink my beer and smoke my weed, but my good friends is all I need.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, THE GARAGE, THE ORIGINAL STOMPING GROUNDS.
"Welcome"

More Plastic Life - Prestige Worldwide

More plastic life for ya'll to vibe wit. Haha I always thought the slang was skiing. But I guess nose candy makes your nostrils (figure) skate.

Random Facts

I have a list of 100 random facts. I found it kickin' around the net, I'm sure there are a billion other one's but this compiled list is very interesting. Lemme drop some knowledge:

• 3.6 cans of Spam are consumed each second.
  
• There's a systematic lull in conversation every 7 minutes.
• The buzz from an electric razor in America plays in the key of B flat; Key of G in England.
• There are 1,575 steps from the ground floor to the top of the Empire State building.
• There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

I have way too much time on my hands

Investors?

POSSIBLY YOU!

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE IS GONNA DOMINATE THE LEAGUE! CALLING ALL YOU PUSSIES, SUCK OUR DICKS 15-0. WE BEAK HARD CAUSE WE PLAY HARD!

Step Your Game Up!

I'm just gonna say this one time. I hate the Steven Sprouse Louis Vuitton collection. There is nothing redeeming about it. I know the buzz is starting to die down. But seriously, the crative directors had A SUPER UNIQUE IDEA and said hey let's combine the urban street wear culture with Haute Couture. Well been there done that, seen it all before. But to do it so uninspiringly by combining Graffiti print to the monogram?! That's about as groundbreaking as florals in for springtime.

ATTN: McNally Alumni

What's up T'Wolves?

As most of you already know Skitsko is being reprimanded by the school board for an "inappropriate" relationship with a student. He claimed to be providing a "Father" figure for said student, but who is he kidding? Who's going to be fooled by that? I've asked plenty of girls who their Daddy is, I have not once claimed to be providing a Father figure in that girls life. Well if you haven't read the article it's right here. And if you're curious who the girl was I got those full details for you as well. I called up a close personal friend from the 07 graduates and she told me her name was Ashley Young. I facebooked her haha!

Investigatory journalism at it's finest. I would post a pic of her, but that is taking it way too far. I mean I already feel just a little bit more trashy, and have degraded my blog with this post.

Whoppers or Maltesers?

It's a legitimate question. Which are better, Whoppers or Maltesers? I set out to find the answer. I went to the pharmacy here on campus and I got a pack of both. Now it would be nice to go into detail what distinctive qualities each chocolate has from each other but the truth of the matter is, there is no real difference between the 2. Anyone who says they can tell the difference is a FUCKING liar. I have both pack in my hand right now and I am carefully and very precisely mentally breaking down the tastes of the two. And they are near identical. I could probably tell the difference but that's because I have been doing this for the past hour or so. I have never eaten chocolate so slow before. The two only have really different after tastes. You know that taste you get when the chocolate and the crunchy stuff mix in your mouth? That's the only real distiction you have between the two. Maltesers have a more bold chocolate taste and the whoppers are a more subtle mix of the two. So to figure out "whose cuisine reigns supreme" I am gonna get all Iron Chef and grade the 2 chocolates in three categories: Taste, Crunchiness, and Overall (How well the chocolate works with itself). The taste test is based on the chocolate, and will be conducted by placing the candy in my mouth and just letting it melt. Crunchiness is a little more scientific, whichever produces the louder crunch while requiring the least amount of physical exertion. And bonus points goes out to whichever one sticks to my teeth the least. The overall part is just straight up the after taste. All scores are out of 10. So here we go:

First up

Whoppers

Taste I would give it 7/10. To me the chocolate taste a little on the cheap side. Kinda reminds me of like powdered chocolate as opposed to milk chocolate. Still tasty, just a little plain Jane.

Crunchiness 9/10 definately the crunchier of the 2. This is one of the few times where I prefer crunchier over less crunchy. As most people know I prefery things to be chewy.

Overall 8/10, the mixing of the malt and the chocolate is really delicious, but still tastes like cheap chocolate to me. But the blend of the 2 just really works, it's great. Still just a little Plain Jane.

Next Up:

Maltesers

Taste wise the chocolate is great, it's really creamy and it tastes of superiority. It's milky and creamy and tastes of real chocolate. I give it a an 8/10.

Crunchiness well it's just a a 6/10. Falls waaaaaay short of expectations, but it should be expected considering it claims to be a "light" snack.

Overall I give it a 9/10. The better tasting chocolate just wins it over for me. the Malt part and the chocolate part don't work as well together as Whoppers do, but the chocolate just tastes so much better.

so in Conclusion we have the Whoppers at 24/30, and Maltesers 23/30. I didn't expect it to be so close really. I thought Maltesers would edge out the Whoppers, but I guess things never really go as expected. Whoppers are better because it crunches better, that's the only reason why. But really I prefer the taste of Maltesers.

Case Closed. Problem Solved. I should have been studying.

You Know What's Bullshit?

Waking up in the morning to non fiction real life pathetic fallacies.

Most times when something is on my mind I like to leave ominous posts on my blog. Leave people scratching their heads. This will be no different, I'll call these things, You Know What's Bullshit?

Step Back Your Dancin Kinda Close - The NRB

We've all gotten it. It's a suffering that has afflicted us all at one point or another. The NRB. Sometimes it's alright cause no one is around to be affected. But somtimes it happens when you would only hope it wouldn't. I'm talk about the No Reason Boner (NRB). It always seems to come at the most inopportune time. Walking down the street, trying on jeans, rollerskating, at the carnival, at dinner. It's an NRB it just comes! haha, no not like that. But you have no control over this, but as you get older it get's less and less frequent. But the NRB always comes at those most inopportune time before a hug, during a wrestling match, at the swimming pool. Whatever the case, it is NOT cool. Remember the part in Superbad when says he likes to tuck his dick into the elastic garter of his underwear cause it feels cool and totally hides your boner? And you know how every guy erupts into laughter about it? That's cause we all already do it, now we don't have to be ashamed about it.

The NRB is not to be confused with the Dancing boner, or the erotic thoughts boner, which will afflict men until the end of time. You know how it is, you're dancing kinda close with a girl then next thing you know you're creating a buffer zone like Stalin to help keep the Germans out of Russia. You can't help it, it happens, it's natural. A girl should feel offended if this isn't the case when a guy is dancing with her. Ya ya it's emberassing but hey, it even happens to the best of us:


It's hard to garter tuck on stage.

Don't Fuck With Mr. Chi City's Cable

There are some references to other vids of his I'll put those up later.

Too Much Of A Good Thing?

Maybe it's becasue I put up record numbers.
Maybe becasue I have almost 90 posts this month.
Maybe it was because I am almost at my total outage for all of last year.
Maybe it's because I amassed almost 3000 hits this month alone.

I don't know what it is, maybe I'm a little burnt out. Or maybe I've just hit a mental wall.
Whatever the case, I thank you all for the support....

But let’s not stray from what I came to say
To my beloved, think we need some time away
They say if you love it, you should let it out its cage
And fuck it, if it comes back you know it’s there to stay
It’s tugging, at my heart, but this time apart is needed

Maybe Ill take a little break, maybe I won't only time will tell. It's hard to stay away from something you love and something you've created. It's hard to try to reach new heights and just quit when what you're trying to do seems so attainable. We'll see what the happenings is, and what happens next will be a surprise to all of us. All I know is that what I did this month with this blog took a lot of work and took a lot out of me.

So I pose the question, is it better to burn out or just fade away?

My Favourite Thing...

poop.