Madonna - WYHI

Would You Hit It?

Before and after photoshop.

NOT FRESH!

These are not cool. Not cool. Not cool. NOT COOL! Holy eff, I just bring the blog down a couple notches by even posting them. I just want to let all you kiddies out there who think this is cool....it isn't. There is nothing redeeming or even admirable about a ficionional cartoon kitty on your dick.

Uncool, and UNFRESH. Why the fuck is HK everywhere and on everything?

Wow. No.

Not Feelin' these. I just think when you get solid gold shoes it's way too girly.

This is how not to do a metallic shoe.

Puma and UNDFTD team up to come up with this shit stain.

PASS@!@@!

Kanye West x LV Official Pics

We've all been hearing the hype around this line. It's supposed to be bananas. I like LV I'd fuck with it, if I ever felt the need to forgo practicality in its entirety and indulge.

I digress, the shoes are a nice monochromatic crimson. Very subtle with the LV on the tongue and the monogram on the sole. If it weren't so monochromatic I would fucks with these, and if it wasn't priced so ridcolously. They come in a beige as well. No official word on price yet.

I'm surprised I got the jump on these; I guess my competition isn't as big as I thought.










Here's there Press release on these bad boys:

PARIS — Marc Jacobs and the Louis Vuitton men’s studio director Paul Helbers have some design competition this season. Kanye West, who was sitting front row at the Vuitton show, has designed a line of five LV sneakers. Only one design, above, was featured in the show — a monochromatic midtop with no frills, save for a quilted flap in the back, all the easier to tuck pants into. “The inspiration came from a jacket with a huge collar in the movie ‘Dune,’ ” West says. “Most sneakers focus on the tongue, so I wanted to do something different.” West knows whereof he speaks: he says he has no idea how many shoes he owns, but he does know that he routinely needs to send shipments off to storage. The LV-meets-Kanye kicks will be available at Louis Vuitton stores in June.

The Reeboks With the Strap

With no word on the Air Yeezy's ever being released 1 of the six insipiration shoes for it is droppin from Reebok.

The Reebok Ex-o-fit is out and ready for your coppin'. Personally I'm gonna pass. Nothing but the strap really pulls me in.

Get it here starting Feb 09

Puke: Nike Quilted Patent Pack

Yikes, a little too much on the patent leather here it's a little too shiny for my tastes. Wow Nike is sure coming out with a lot of Olympic packs, and most of them are done in poor taste. Stay tuned for more on those packs later. But seriously all they're trying to do is capitalize on the buzz the Olympics are generating and I know there are hypebeasts out there eating it all up. I guess the only positive is that these shoes are quilted....which makes them more absorbent than the leading kitten brand! (Knawmeen? Probably not)

Nike AM 1 Perforated Metallic Leather Pack

PUKE! I seriously think the perforated leather is cool but the metallic leather is way OTT. I mean sure it's for the olympics but hasn't metallic leather already been done? I remember seeing those Metallic Gold Puma Speedcats one year, a friend of mine actually copped em. She had a matching jacket for em.

This is getting ridiculous.

PUKE!: John Maeda x Reebok "Struccess" Instapump Fury

Now this is an instance where less could have been more. Too much color. It's a little too involved. I mean I love the loud colorways just as much as the next guy, but where do we draw the line? Enough is enough. The material on the sole makes it look like its plastic rather than foam. It's like Nike Presto's meets Insta Pump fury gone wrong.