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Good For the Earth - Great On Your Kicks

OH NOEZ!

Jason Mark at Jasonmark.com has an amazing new shew cleaning kit for you heads. I mean the box it comes in is reason enough to buy the cleaner. However a bonus is that this shit actually works. Sure you gotta put in the elbow grease but the formula is 98.3% all natural (haha) and completely biodegradable. No chemicals and no abrasives; it'll even work on nubuck. But I would try it on suede and nubuck with some air of caution.

The product is a definate must. Oh and if you want to get rid of yellowing on soles, use boat cleaner.

Meet The Team - Your FPOE's

Real Name: Francis Bustamante
Known Alias': Hot Pants, The FPOE
Age: 20
Likes: Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
Random Fact:

I reign supreme, so put your umbrellas upside down. Did you even catch the change in theme?

Real Name: Giselle Dino

Known Alias': Gizzy, Ashley

Age: 21

Dislikes: Drama Queens

Random Fact: Is not drunk in her picture.

Look for her to add what only a woman can to this blog. Pussified entries about feelings of love and commitment. It's good for guys to get in touch with their vaginalistic feelings.

Real Name: Jordan Dino

Known Alias': J-PHKR, JordanEG6

Age: 22 (He's only 21 in his mind)

Likes: Long walks on the beach and JB

Random Fact: Still wears his Red Onesie underneath his clothes. True Story.

Look for him to add things pertaining things mainly in the footwear department. Knowledgable cat - he'll keep you updated of future release dates.

Top 10 "Freshest" Quotes of the Week

Photo courtesy of Sony Pictures

I've decided to bring a little dose of comic relief to this blog.
Let me start by quoting the top 10 hilarious phrases that I've heard all week.

10. Brennen Huff (Will Ferrell - Step Brothers) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly - Step Brothers) on getting their TV privelages taken away.

Brennen: "This house is a f*cking prison!"

Dale: "On Planet Bullsh*t!"

Brennen: "On the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!"

9. Brennen Huff (Will Ferrell - Step Brothers) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly - Step Brothers) fighting/wrestling on the front lawn.

Brennen: "I tea-bagged your drum set"

Dale: (crying) "My drumset is a guy, that makes you gay, you f*cker!"

8. "You're a big, fat, curly-headed f*ck" - Brennen Huff (Will Ferrell -Step Brothers) to his step brother, Dale (John C. Reilly).

7. "He better not get in my face...or I'll drop that motherf*cker." - Brennen Huff (Will Ferrell - Step Brothers) on his new step-dad.

6. "It feels like a lightning bolt just struck the tip of my penis" - Brennen Huff (Will Ferrell - Step Brothers) on his step-brothers 'epiphany'.

5. "...Stop being a f*cking dinosaur and get a job!" - Robert Doback (Richard Jenkins - Step Brothers) quoting his father lecturing him as a child.
4. "...Dad...I'm only saying this because I love you....F*ck you!" - Dale Doback (John C. Reilly - Step Brothers) to his father when he's told to get a job and move out.
3. "Your voice sounds like a combination of Fergie and Jesus" - Dale Doback (John C. Reilly - Step Brothers) on his step-bothers singing ability.

2. "This is how we do it!" - Dale Doback (John C. Reilly - Step Brothers) singing Montell Jordan expressing his excitment on his new 'top bunk'.

And my number 1. hilarious quote of the week is...

1. "Ron....I'm ready!" - FPOE's mom calling her husband for some sweet lovin'.

Nike SB Fitted Caps

I'm really only all for solid colors on fitteds, with a simple design or logo on it. But for some reason I can't help but feel a reluctant attraction to these Nike SB sb fitted. Plaid is the new black. Al Borland would be proud.

Should we be worried about that?

Nike Court Force High

This is how to properly do metallic. Metallic material is one of those things where less is more. A little just goes a long long long long way. That goes the same for Patent leather. You only need that much patent leather or metallic on your shoe for 2 reasons. One, you're vain and need to see your reflection on the constant. Two, you're a pervert and want to look up girls skirts. I'm the latter; though you'll see me with a mirror on my shoe before you catch me in all metallic. This neutral grey/silver/white colorways provides a nice muted tone. However the metallic silver delivers a subtle punch of flava (YEE BOIE!). Hey Marlo if you ever read this....this shoe was made for you.

Ps: As always the different textures provide a treat for your touch as well as your eyes.

Five Point Plan: Friday August 1st 2008

Five Point Plan:

Today:

1. Take it easy tonight you have the whole weekend - It's a long one
2. Catch a flick - The Dark Knight is still showing; don't forget Step Brothers is out as well
3. Grab Some Sushi - For me it's the best kind of food for hot summer nights
4. The weather in Calgary is gonna start cooling off look into fall gear
5. Get a windbreaker