PROCRASTINATE NO MORE!

ATTACH THIS BAD BOY TO YOUR ANKLE WHEN YOU STUDY. YOU PUT IN THE TIME (UP TO 4 HOURS) AND IT WON'T COME OFF UNTIL THE TIMER RUNS OUT .

OH PS THE BALL WEIGHS 20 LBS

BUY IT HERE

HENRY JOURNAL #2

HENRY'S JOURNAL MAY 14 2009

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IT'S REALLY SLOW TODAY. AND I'M NOT ON THE LAPTOP SO I'M JUST UPDATING ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN. NO SALES MADE TODAY, NO SALES WHATSOEVER. UNLESS YOU COUNT DONNA (A CO-WORKER) BUYING A BDAY PRESENT FOR HER BFRIEND. OTHER THAN THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN A SALE AND I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR ALMOST 4 HOURS. TIME SURE FLEW BY THOUGH. THAT'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS JOB TIME GOES BY FAST. IT'S JUST A SHAME SALES ARE DOWN. I WISH I COULD SELL MORE. I KIND OF WANT TO GO HOME, AS GOOD AS THINGS ARE AT WORK I'M REALLY DISTRACTED TODAY, I KIND OF WANT TO JUST GO HOME AND TAKE IT EASY.

OUTTY

I FOUND IT!!!!

Here's the link to Jessica Biel naked....ish. mainly topless. In her new movie....movie looks real fucked up.

In case you're wondering, I am home blogging now. Not at work. I use lots of periods when I am at home and all caps at work. I guess that's how you can tell the difference.

Nipples Here

check it out before the vid is taken down.

HENRY JOURNAL #1

HENRY'S JOURNAL MAY 13TH 2009

1:25PM

I'VE DECIDED TO DOCUMENT ALL THE HAPPENINGS IN CAPS LOCK THAT IS GOING ON DURING MY DAYS AT HENRY. PETER'S BDAY IS AFTER WORK TODAY, NICK FROM HERE AT HENRY'S HOOKED UP A WICKED RSVP ON GRAND OPENING DAY. PETER SAYS HES NOT GOING TO BE DRIVING TONIGHT, SO WERE GONNA FUCK HIS LIVER UP TONIGHT FOR SURE. THE SUSHI AT SUKIYAKI HOUSE (WHERE WERE EATING TONIGHT) IS AMAZING. MINE AND K POOPOO'S FAVORITE AS OF FOR NOW.PETER IS GOING TO BE THE LUCKIEST GUY TONIGHT EATING FOOD THIS GOOD, HE GETS TO TASTE IT TWICE! I HOPE ITS JUST AS GOOD COMING UP AS IT WAS GOING DOWN.

I MADE A SALE TODAY, WE ARE REALLY DEAD TODAY I SOLD ANOTHER SHIRT, IM STILL AT ONLY 1 NUDIE SOLD FOR THE NUDIE CONTEST (FIRST TO SELL 10 GET'S A FREE PAIR). I WONDER IF I AM STILL TIED FOR THE LEAD HAHA. MIGHT HAVE A COUPLE OF THESE A DAY. NOT EXACTLY THE BEST READ BUT STILL WHATEEEEEEVER.

RUMOR HAS IT THERES A VID OF JESSICA BIEL POLE DANCING NUDE (SEMI-NUDE, TOPLESS?) FLOATING AROUND, IT'S FROM HER NEW MOVIE. SOMEONE LEAKED IT. I GET LEAKED NUDIES IS THE NEW SEX TAPE. I'LL LINK AS SOON AS I FIND IT.

OUT FOR NOW

FUCK THE WORLD

FUCK THE WORLD, NEW BOOK BY BODHI OSER. CHECK OUT SOME INSERTS HERE.

THIS HAS BEEN BROUGH TO YOU BY ACQUIRE MAGAZINE

LESSON IN PHOTOGRAPHY #4

AAAAAR2D2 BY FLICKR USER KAPTAIN KOBOLD

THIS REALLY CRACKS ME UP

ALLOW ME TO GET MY KANYE ON!

I AM AT WORK RIGHT NOW AND THE COMPUTER IS ON CAPS LOCK. NOT SURE WHY ITS LIKE THIS BUT I THINK ILL JUST LEAVE IT AS IS. SORRY FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES ILL GET TO THOSE IN A BIT. I'VE BEEN REALLY LAZY LATELY. BUT NOW THAT WE HAVE SO MUCH DOWN TIME AT WORK I DECIDED I MIGHT AS WELL USE THIS TIME TO BLOG AND I MIGHT AS WELL START BRINGING MY CAMERA DOWN TO THE STORE.

I'M HERE UNTIL 7 IF ANYBODY IS VENTURTING DOWN HERE.

Akai Flash Drives

modeled on the AKAI MPC2000XL sampler and the EMU SP1200 drum machine

40$ and holds four gigs. It literally looks like the AKAI haha I'm lovin it. Usually USB designs are kinda iffy, but this one is too clever too ignore.

Catch the pre-order here

Come Find me!

Henry on 4th.

It's my first day will be here until 8 30 we close at 8.

Come down and show some love! haha

The Know Me So Well

Wow, the S.T.A.N.D girls know me well. As a little gag they decided to leave me a present on my desk. It made me laugh. I needed water balloons, how did they know?

Bacon Spread

Available at your local grocers now. Ok, maybe not.

If Only Infomercials Were All Like This

T-Pain/Weezy Meets the Slap Chop

Miko's Bday

Since Miko's bday debut is coming up, I thought maybe I'd put these pics up that I didn't put up back in Feb.

T.E.T

With the grim state of our economy, and the T.E.T (Tough Economic Times) ahead, penny pinching and frugal spending are a new must. Everyone is worried about the future, and job seciruty and having enough money. But I'll tell you what, now is the best time to be spending money. Not even from an economical stand point, only public spending will help us to get out of this predicament; I won't go into detail, schools out so I'm not gonna apply economic theory. But seriously times are so good to be spending right now, I don't remember the last time you could get so much for so little let me explain:

• Monday - Thursday Empire Theaters 5$ admission
• Until May3rd before 10 am free coffee at McDonald's
• 1.50$ Mama burgers at A&W
• 2 can dine for 50$ at Milestones every Wednesdays

The list is longer but this is what I have found so far. The one at milestones isnt as cool as the others and is still quite costly and the menu is set, but hey a deal is a deal. And I sure hope you guys capitalized on "Date night" at Milestones, I'll have a post on that later, times are hard but prices are dropping people are doing anything and everything to bring in business.

AJ V "TORO BRAVO"

In regards to the "Running of the Bulls" in Spain, JB is releasing the Toro Bravo pack to commmemorate the 2 species of bull. Both are AJ 5 in a sold black and solid red colorway. Is it just me or are the multi shoe packs just getting a little out of hand?

Finally Back!

Took a little time off after my last exam and now I am free for for months, and currently unemployed. Here's what I've done thus far with my new free time:

• Applied for jobs, have one interview
• Saw 17 again
• Had "Date Night"
• Watched Charlie Bartlett
• Went Dress Shopping (HAHAH)
• Took it E-Z