Top 10 "Freshest" Quotes of the Week

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I've decided to bring a little dose of comic relief to this blog.
Let me start by quoting the top 10 hilarious phrases that I've heard all week.

10. Brennen Huff (Will Ferrell - Step Brothers) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly - Step Brothers) on getting their TV privelages taken away.

Brennen: "This house is a f*cking prison!"

Dale: "On Planet Bullsh*t!"

Brennen: "On the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!"

9. Brennen Huff (Will Ferrell - Step Brothers) and Dale Doback (John C. Reilly - Step Brothers) fighting/wrestling on the front lawn.

Brennen: "I tea-bagged your drum set"

Dale: (crying) "My drumset is a guy, that makes you gay, you f*cker!"

8. "You're a big, fat, curly-headed f*ck" - Brennen Huff (Will Ferrell -Step Brothers) to his step brother, Dale (John C. Reilly).

7. "He better not get in my face...or I'll drop that motherf*cker." - Brennen Huff (Will Ferrell - Step Brothers) on his new step-dad.

6. "It feels like a lightning bolt just struck the tip of my penis" - Brennen Huff (Will Ferrell - Step Brothers) on his step-brothers 'epiphany'.

5. "...Stop being a f*cking dinosaur and get a job!" - Robert Doback (Richard Jenkins - Step Brothers) quoting his father lecturing him as a child.
4. "...Dad...I'm only saying this because I love you....F*ck you!" - Dale Doback (John C. Reilly - Step Brothers) to his father when he's told to get a job and move out.
3. "Your voice sounds like a combination of Fergie and Jesus" - Dale Doback (John C. Reilly - Step Brothers) on his step-bothers singing ability.

2. "This is how we do it!" - Dale Doback (John C. Reilly - Step Brothers) singing Montell Jordan expressing his excitment on his new 'top bunk'.

And my number 1. hilarious quote of the week is...

1. "Ron....I'm ready!" - FPOE's mom calling her husband for some sweet lovin'.