The Microwave

You know what I hate?

I HATE MICROWAVES! Sure they're handy and convenient but they're so damn inefficient.

The Microwave was the Devils gift to man. One hot day in hell Satan got bored and decided that he was he was going to give a us a present. The gift of reheating food, using radiation. I mean that in itself should have deterred humanity. But I digress.

The Microwave sucks because it doesn't ever work properly! How many times have you put food in the microwave and it comes out STILL cold. Or worse yet, you'll put it in and it comes out nice and hot, or so it seems; Parts are deadly hot and other parts are frighteningly cold. There is no consistency, and let's not even get started about what happens to the inside of the food. The outside get's deliciously hot and then the inside is disappointingly cold. Microwaves are stupid and I can only wish we had a more efficient way of warming up food.

I HATE MICROWAVES!