F.Y.I

I'm F-L-Y, and for those who can't spell I'm a pretty swell guy. My Girlfriend loves her bf color accenting!

Never Do I lose All I Do is Win!

Through thick and thin, from beginning to the end
Never do I lose, all I do is win

Sometimes, late at night you get ideas. And when you do it's best not to sleep on it (get it?). Anyways, we all have talents, and we all have our passions. Growing up I loved reading comic books, I even went as far as making my own 5 panel strip. It was terrible, I can't draw or shade worth shit. However it never deterred or got in the way of my love for reading comic books, to this day I'm still fascinated by it. The thing I love most about comic books, is how a story has a main canon, and a bunch of tie-ins. I love the expansive Marvel universe with alternate realities, and what not.

That's one of the main reasons I love Kevin Smith so much, his movies for the most part take place in the Viewaskewniverse. I could go into detail about that, but real KS fans know what I am talking about. The movies are stand alone stories which belong to a larger picture. Let me paint it for you: Chasing Amy and Clerks are two different KS movies. Both stand alone as movies which follows the dramatic format...you know intro, rising action, climaz...blahzay blahzay blah. But Chasin Amy references Clerks, and it kinda makes an even bigger story. Follow me? 2 seperate entities which become one. A past even from Clerks helps to create a larger story for all the characters in Chasing Amy and the Viewaskewniverse . Do the research yourself.

Now this is where my idea comes into play. Imagine a universe like the Marvel Universe where things all tie in together like the Viewaskewniverse, but my medium would be through fiction. I know what you're thinking...dude that's just a series of novels. And my answer is no, because what I plan to work on is an anthology of stand alone short stories which follow no particular sequence, but all tie in together (for the most part) in some way? Feel me?

You don't gotta think out of the box...just out of someone else's

The Hardest Part is Getting Started

It took a while, but I have finally landed on my feet. Things are finally starting to look a little sunnier in theFPOE camp. The main thing though, is even when you're down; never let em' see you sweat. Which means one thing and one thing only, it is time to get back down to business. Summer is half over and that means the party in its entirety is finito. Time to get back to the dirty, grimy, grind. Money goes where the mouth is, complacency is the enemy so let apathy's reign be over. I don't have lots of time left this summer, and apparently it's less time than SAIT this time around...which means the cacophonie c'est fini. Keep it locked to see what's been going on. There's lots going on in my mind right now, with a lot of ideas bubbling. I'm sure a few of you would like to see my efforts put forth in a different direction, but no one is going to make anything happen for me, but myself. Knawmeen? The task is daunting and obstacles look insurmountable, but the journey of a thousand miles starts with one step. Although the first step is always the hardest to take. However don't sweat it fam, I'll make it happen I promise.

I just feel everything coming together, and now it's time to get some of these ideas and creative projects ready to come to fruition. Though I won't get into too much detail, just keep it locked. I have plenty to share, and plenty to show you.

So Sayonara, try tomorrow the FPOE has go it locked.

My Mom > Your Mom

My Mom > Your Mom

She's quick too.

Futurama x Kid Robot

I haven't even completed the Simpsons series yet...and now Futurama is out. Man this is just another series to feed my addiction. My wallet is going to be considerably light. Especially if Group Seven picks this up.

Canada Day 09!

Please excuse my stupid laugh. Jealous?

What You've Missed #3: I Celebrated My Bday

Another Bday BBQ at my place this year. With the most delightful of cakes, and a final rebuttle on why mom is so much better than yours. Video and pics of that up soon. A lot has happened during my little break from the blogging world. I got so much to bring you up to speed on....

oh and I got the greatest gift for my bday.

I don't Fuck With Purses Part. II

Some New Nike SB Backs, My favorite is still the Buzz Lightyear, but this one is alright too. Available on the Kix Files online store. The Eugene bags are fire, andI know I said I don't wanna just keep putting up products on the blog, but the bags are too nice to pass up. The details are too nice to ignore, bags hot; just not as fire as the Buzz Lightyear.

Idiot!

no comment. I can't believe how many actually fit in his mouth.

What You've Missed #2: Miko Turned 18...again!

Miko turned 18 on February 14th 2009. However we celbrated he Debutante's ball on Saturday May 16 2009. Which was Sadly KPP's actual bday. But being the super person she is, forgoed any personal celebration to spend time with my family and come celebrate this rite of passage. Lots of fun, lots we did. We drank, we laughed, the floor was lava; good times was had by all. We did a number on the rooms; no door or phonebook was spared. It was a great night, too bad you guys missed it.

Ps: I looked good. I got a big (uh huh huh) ego! I just like to make silly faces

I've Been Struggling

The thing with having a blog is that need to maintain it, and that need to bring it to the next level. For me it got to a point where I wanted it to succeed and have all this mainstream appeal that I started doing a little bit too much with it. I am not easily inspired, but I am easily motivated. I've tried many different ways to run this blog, and it keeps reverting back to the kind of blogging I'm so sick of doing. The kind of blogs 99.9% of everyone out there. We scour the internet and find things to put up on ours. I mean don't get me wrong I am not kocking on this form of blogging whatsoever, in my opinion those bloggers are necessary bloggers. They proliferate information, and in this day and age they are the pulse and life beathers of popular culture. That's cool and all, but I don't want to be solely that kind of blogger. Some of the best advice I have ever heard given was that take things into your own account, you make your own opportunities, and pick something that you don't see that's going on. Gotta remember, it's not where you take things from, it's where you take things to. You don't gotta think outta the box, just out of someone else's.

And Ya Better Wear Your Shades

The Spotlights here could burn holes through the stage....


Ray-Ban summer offering.

Source: Hypebeast

What You've Missed #1

The Nights Players:

My very special Gfriend celebrated her 21st. So I made a very special package packed with Pocky, Hello Panda, Hello Kitty, and Crooks and Castles. HAHA And I took her to a special night out to her favorite sushi place!

PS: If you haven't been to Sukiyaki House yet, I suggest you check it out. On 200 block of 9th avenue. Ask for Nick Wong.

Can I Talk My Shit Again?

Hiatus is over, and it feels good to be back online. Took another sabbatical, but this time it was a for real break. I didn't even read any of the other blogs that I like to frequent. There are things you have all missed and things to be updated on, and my oh my is there fly stuff on the net again. Keep it locked to find out just what's been up..... till then.....


Just air em' out like ceilin' fans.

PROCRASTINATE NO MORE!

ATTACH THIS BAD BOY TO YOUR ANKLE WHEN YOU STUDY. YOU PUT IN THE TIME (UP TO 4 HOURS) AND IT WON'T COME OFF UNTIL THE TIMER RUNS OUT .

OH PS THE BALL WEIGHS 20 LBS

BUY IT HERE

HENRY JOURNAL #2

HENRY'S JOURNAL MAY 14 2009

4 46

IT'S REALLY SLOW TODAY. AND I'M NOT ON THE LAPTOP SO I'M JUST UPDATING ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN. NO SALES MADE TODAY, NO SALES WHATSOEVER. UNLESS YOU COUNT DONNA (A CO-WORKER) BUYING A BDAY PRESENT FOR HER BFRIEND. OTHER THAN THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN A SALE AND I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR ALMOST 4 HOURS. TIME SURE FLEW BY THOUGH. THAT'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS JOB TIME GOES BY FAST. IT'S JUST A SHAME SALES ARE DOWN. I WISH I COULD SELL MORE. I KIND OF WANT TO GO HOME, AS GOOD AS THINGS ARE AT WORK I'M REALLY DISTRACTED TODAY, I KIND OF WANT TO JUST GO HOME AND TAKE IT EASY.

OUTTY

I FOUND IT!!!!

Here's the link to Jessica Biel naked....ish. mainly topless. In her new movie....movie looks real fucked up.

In case you're wondering, I am home blogging now. Not at work. I use lots of periods when I am at home and all caps at work. I guess that's how you can tell the difference.

Nipples Here

check it out before the vid is taken down.

HENRY JOURNAL #1

HENRY'S JOURNAL MAY 13TH 2009

1:25PM

I'VE DECIDED TO DOCUMENT ALL THE HAPPENINGS IN CAPS LOCK THAT IS GOING ON DURING MY DAYS AT HENRY. PETER'S BDAY IS AFTER WORK TODAY, NICK FROM HERE AT HENRY'S HOOKED UP A WICKED RSVP ON GRAND OPENING DAY. PETER SAYS HES NOT GOING TO BE DRIVING TONIGHT, SO WERE GONNA FUCK HIS LIVER UP TONIGHT FOR SURE. THE SUSHI AT SUKIYAKI HOUSE (WHERE WERE EATING TONIGHT) IS AMAZING. MINE AND K POOPOO'S FAVORITE AS OF FOR NOW.PETER IS GOING TO BE THE LUCKIEST GUY TONIGHT EATING FOOD THIS GOOD, HE GETS TO TASTE IT TWICE! I HOPE ITS JUST AS GOOD COMING UP AS IT WAS GOING DOWN.

I MADE A SALE TODAY, WE ARE REALLY DEAD TODAY I SOLD ANOTHER SHIRT, IM STILL AT ONLY 1 NUDIE SOLD FOR THE NUDIE CONTEST (FIRST TO SELL 10 GET'S A FREE PAIR). I WONDER IF I AM STILL TIED FOR THE LEAD HAHA. MIGHT HAVE A COUPLE OF THESE A DAY. NOT EXACTLY THE BEST READ BUT STILL WHATEEEEEEVER.

RUMOR HAS IT THERES A VID OF JESSICA BIEL POLE DANCING NUDE (SEMI-NUDE, TOPLESS?) FLOATING AROUND, IT'S FROM HER NEW MOVIE. SOMEONE LEAKED IT. I GET LEAKED NUDIES IS THE NEW SEX TAPE. I'LL LINK AS SOON AS I FIND IT.

OUT FOR NOW

FUCK THE WORLD

FUCK THE WORLD, NEW BOOK BY BODHI OSER. CHECK OUT SOME INSERTS HERE.

THIS HAS BEEN BROUGH TO YOU BY ACQUIRE MAGAZINE

LESSON IN PHOTOGRAPHY #4

AAAAAR2D2 BY FLICKR USER KAPTAIN KOBOLD

THIS REALLY CRACKS ME UP

ALLOW ME TO GET MY KANYE ON!

I AM AT WORK RIGHT NOW AND THE COMPUTER IS ON CAPS LOCK. NOT SURE WHY ITS LIKE THIS BUT I THINK ILL JUST LEAVE IT AS IS. SORRY FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES ILL GET TO THOSE IN A BIT. I'VE BEEN REALLY LAZY LATELY. BUT NOW THAT WE HAVE SO MUCH DOWN TIME AT WORK I DECIDED I MIGHT AS WELL USE THIS TIME TO BLOG AND I MIGHT AS WELL START BRINGING MY CAMERA DOWN TO THE STORE.

I'M HERE UNTIL 7 IF ANYBODY IS VENTURTING DOWN HERE.

Akai Flash Drives

modeled on the AKAI MPC2000XL sampler and the EMU SP1200 drum machine

40$ and holds four gigs. It literally looks like the AKAI haha I'm lovin it. Usually USB designs are kinda iffy, but this one is too clever too ignore.

Catch the pre-order here

Come Find me!

Henry on 4th.

It's my first day will be here until 8 30 we close at 8.

Come down and show some love! haha

The Know Me So Well

Wow, the S.T.A.N.D girls know me well. As a little gag they decided to leave me a present on my desk. It made me laugh. I needed water balloons, how did they know?

Bacon Spread

Available at your local grocers now. Ok, maybe not.

If Only Infomercials Were All Like This

T-Pain/Weezy Meets the Slap Chop

Miko's Bday

Since Miko's bday debut is coming up, I thought maybe I'd put these pics up that I didn't put up back in Feb.

T.E.T

With the grim state of our economy, and the T.E.T (Tough Economic Times) ahead, penny pinching and frugal spending are a new must. Everyone is worried about the future, and job seciruty and having enough money. But I'll tell you what, now is the best time to be spending money. Not even from an economical stand point, only public spending will help us to get out of this predicament; I won't go into detail, schools out so I'm not gonna apply economic theory. But seriously times are so good to be spending right now, I don't remember the last time you could get so much for so little let me explain:

• Monday - Thursday Empire Theaters 5$ admission
• Until May3rd before 10 am free coffee at McDonald's
• 1.50$ Mama burgers at A&W
• 2 can dine for 50$ at Milestones every Wednesdays

The list is longer but this is what I have found so far. The one at milestones isnt as cool as the others and is still quite costly and the menu is set, but hey a deal is a deal. And I sure hope you guys capitalized on "Date night" at Milestones, I'll have a post on that later, times are hard but prices are dropping people are doing anything and everything to bring in business.

AJ V "TORO BRAVO"

In regards to the "Running of the Bulls" in Spain, JB is releasing the Toro Bravo pack to commmemorate the 2 species of bull. Both are AJ 5 in a sold black and solid red colorway. Is it just me or are the multi shoe packs just getting a little out of hand?

Finally Back!

Took a little time off after my last exam and now I am free for for months, and currently unemployed. Here's what I've done thus far with my new free time:

• Applied for jobs, have one interview
• Saw 17 again
• Had "Date Night"
• Watched Charlie Bartlett
• Went Dress Shopping (HAHAH)
• Took it E-Z

MY Last Exam

Is tomorrow....so I apologize for the lack of posts. Maybe I'll get to it tonight, if not I will surely tomorrow night.


Maaaaaaaaaaan I can't wait to be done this garbage.

I'm going out my mind crazy studying.

A Pic Nic

What do you do when you have time to kill? You go to TNT and Macs and grab some swag.

Pocky, Hello Panda, Gatorade and A Froster

I Need Maui Wow Wee!

So some relatives went to Maui for Easter break, and I asked my Uncle to bring me back som Maui Wow Wee. Which he did, just not the one you smoke haha. Apparently these chocolates taste like poop, haven't tried it yet. K Poo Poo will be over later and we're gonna see if it's as gross as we've been told.

A Couple Weeks Ago...

We went to THE OLD SPAGHETTI FACTORY. And Truthfully the food here makes me sick. It's not inedible or something, it just doesn't agree with my stomach. Needless to say our treks down here aren't too often. Anyone else think that Eau Claire is overhyped? Well back to my story, so we go to OSF to get some grub cause we hongry. Walk up into that place look at the menu and think to myself. Gadang this place is reasonable I'ma do it like a real gentleman and get my lady and appetizer and something other than water. That's how I roll ya'know. Then the waiter, comes up to us with free bread and butter. OH SNAP! I always forget we get free bread and butter. So scratch the appy, we got all we need right there ( and it comes with free refills). So I scrap the appy and we grabs some waters too (actually it was ice tea, free refills so I wasn't complaining). And let's not forget that when we get our entrees they come with salad/soup and free dessert. But I always swap the Italian Wedding for some Chowder, cause I don't like soup that looks like this:


Though it does taste better than it looks



Regardless, I ordered the white stuff (Fetuccini) she got some red shit (tortellini) and we I ate till my stomach got angry.


Mine came with chicken...hers had tomatoes (FPOE 1 KPP 0)

So anyways, I plow through with great difficulty to finally get what we came for. Spumoni ice cream, real Italians call it Spumone. But the western version is so much tastier. I bet you tried Spumone over at them Italian eateries and gelato joints, shits not as good as Spumoni (real talk). Cause for real when you be eating your ice cream you don't want pieces of fruit cake juiced up in it. SoI like my Spumoni, and for the longst timeI could only get it here at OSF so I'd put up with lousy food for awesome dessert. I even called them to find out if I could get where they get their ice cream, or buy from them direct. I crashed and burned. But recently I found out that Willow Park Ice cream serves SpumonI so bye bye OSF. But Willow Park is so damn far from my house a good 30 minutes drive.

That's what I came for