Step Back Your Dancin Kinda Close - The NRB

We've all gotten it. It's a suffering that has afflicted us all at one point or another. The NRB. Sometimes it's alright cause no one is around to be affected. But somtimes it happens when you would only hope it wouldn't. I'm talk about the No Reason Boner (NRB). It always seems to come at the most inopportune time. Walking down the street, trying on jeans, rollerskating, at the carnival, at dinner. It's an NRB it just comes! haha, no not like that. But you have no control over this, but as you get older it get's less and less frequent. But the NRB always comes at those most inopportune time before a hug, during a wrestling match, at the swimming pool. Whatever the case, it is NOT cool. Remember the part in Superbad when says he likes to tuck his dick into the elastic garter of his underwear cause it feels cool and totally hides your boner? And you know how every guy erupts into laughter about it? That's cause we all already do it, now we don't have to be ashamed about it.

The NRB is not to be confused with the Dancing boner, or the erotic thoughts boner, which will afflict men until the end of time. You know how it is, you're dancing kinda close with a girl then next thing you know you're creating a buffer zone like Stalin to help keep the Germans out of Russia. You can't help it, it happens, it's natural. A girl should feel offended if this isn't the case when a guy is dancing with her. Ya ya it's emberassing but hey, it even happens to the best of us:


It's hard to garter tuck on stage.