Zombie Haiku Part II

And now for your enjoyment....Zombies reciting Haikus

Zombie Haiku

A Book Filled With Zombie Haikus. Me likey. Penned by Ryan Mecum.

In Case of Emergency - Break Glass

We've all been there before. A Natural disaster is about to hit your city and you need to get the hell up outta there. Well the easiest way is by car, and it can actually be pretty lethal.

Have no fear the good people at Jalopnik have a guide to escaping a hurricane by car. Which I believe with a few minor adjustments would work under most circumstances.

Such as:
Alien Invasion
Mars Attacks
Godzilla/Cloverfield Monster

However do not, I repeat, DO NOT use this guide when trying to escape a Zombie infestation which threatens to spread globally.

Learn To Survive

A Dose Of Random

So I woke this morning and though (thought) to myself should I go to the grocery store cause the bread is low?

So as most of you may or may not know I can be random guy with sporadic thoughts that make no sense at all nor contain any relevance pertaining to the subject at hand. So with that said you can sometimes see that reflected in my blog. STAY GOLDEN PONYBOY!

I am also a big pop culture whore and make obscure references to it throughout a conversation and blog entry. Most times it's looked upon with strange expressions cause they're usually so obscure nobody knows what I am talking about. OH WELL!

So I guess this is just a random post I felt like putting up. I'm not editing or reworking what I am typing. Whatever pops into my head I just right it. That's all there is to this post. I also like having a picture in the post so it doesn't look so plain and boring. I don't really know what kind of picture I can find that really associates with Random....maybe Ill just put a random unrelated pictures. That would further solidify my point but only the craftiest of minds would have picked that up without any explanation.

Michael Cera has a new movie with that Cat Jennings girl or whatever her name is from Charlie Bartlett. I'm excited to see it. It looks pretty decent even if it is a love story. Love stories sucks. The piano piece Love Story doesn't suck. It's so majestic to play. Oh ya the movie is called someone and somebody's infinite playlist. It looks hilarious.

Speaking of love there's only one kind of true love out there. And that's Zombie killing love. If you love someone, and I mean REALLY love someone you would kill them if they became a zombie. That's love. I'll elaborate more on that later I suppose.