It's A Metaphor - The Fat Clown

Ron English and his McBuddy

A picture is worth a thousand pounds. This statue or Ronny Mac is a more accurate depiction of him this day and age. Ronald McDonald is FAT! Fat off of the over 99 billion served by the billion dollar franchise. Fat off our gluttony, his face is fat, his arms are fat, his legs are fat, let's not even talk how swollen his penis must be from all the fur burgers he's pulling in. Most of all his pockets are fat. It's funny how this clown is feeding his pockets while he' feeding us; and we just eat it up! We're all victims, we see the beautiful commercials with the uplifting music and the cool people eating Mickey Dee's. It doesn't matter the health risks associated with fast food, the sugar and the cholesterol. Who cares that obesity is a growing problem; diabetes? I don't want to sugar coat it, but it's a pretty sweet disease. The funny man is fat, he has us to thank. I'm never going to stop eating McDonalds, but this fast food thing....it's a tough thing to swallow. Ronny Mac is FAT! And so are the rest of us.